Willy Loman

We all get these kind of letters all the time .

This weekend Jagmeet Singh  has come out again, reinforcing his promise that the NDP will not support a Conservative minority government. Great news for the stalwart dippers who believe the libs and reformers are the same and the disaffected libs who are pissed at which ever broken promise upsets them the most. Now if you live in a purple riding like the GTA, where the NDP grab any stranger off the street to wear orange for a couple of months, you can more comfortably vote red or if you live in a riding where they take their orange more seriously you can safely vote Orange. As for the Greens, my sources tell me that they are planning a takeover of our most western island, which makes sense as it is the location with the most huggable trees in North America. Under the continuing FPTP electoral system this is about as good  as it can get.  We've been through this before when Ignanatieff decided to visit his homeland and rebuke the olive ...

Note to Self: When reminiscing about the good old days, remind your viewers that misogynous attitudes about women's roles and racist humour were quite prevalent and sadly acceptable back then.  For the record I was not paid to make fun of the gaffes spoken in this video.

The famous one, surprisingly similar to our current Canadian version, was also known to take on many different disguises to conceal, cloak and gloss over his true identity, that of a clown. A trait, which in the end, at least for the famous Chuckles sadly led to his demise, when he dressed as Peter Peanut to lead the Thanksgiving parade in Milwaukee, back in 1970, and was tragically crushed to death by a rogue elephant who tried to crack him open. After reviewing the performance of the Conservative leader as reported by the bloggers around these parts, both from his hired help Kinsella and his most aggressive critic Simon, I am reminded of the famous words from the original Chuckles. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.