Rev asked what Willy Loman did
Heh heh, I think that’s funny.
Anyway what the Rev asks for, the Rev gets. Here’s the list of jobs that this Willy Loman got paid for
- Peeled potatoes on Thursday night
- Delivered Fish and Chips on Friday night
- Delivered the Globe and Mail on Saturday morning
- Manufactured things that are now made elsewhere or no longer made at all
- Bic pen tubes and caps
- Circular rotary file card systems
- Timex display stands
- A pulper at Facelle
- Horseback trail guide and Garbage man at Blue Water
- Sculptor Assistant for projects at the CNE and Pickering Power Station
- Packer at a Dominion Store Opening
- Room Service Elevator operator at Chateau Lake Louise, met with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
- Dish washer in Banff, met narcs pretending to be born agains
- Sold the Straight, got chased by US sailors and some other strange folk
- Sold mens wear at Towers Dept Store
- Sold mens wear at Miracle Mart Dept Store
- Ended up selling everything at a bunch of Miracle Mart Dept Stores
- Sold Great West Life life insurance until I ran out friends
- Sold Rustcraft Greeting cards
- Sold portraits of kids, dead people and poorly coloured cats
- Ran Tobacco Books, which sold books and cigarettes since I wanted to smoke and read books
- Delivered the Gazette when John Lennon got assassinated
- Sold pens, stickers and smelly erasers with Canadian flags on them
- Ran airport and hotel gift stores
- Ran the Den for Men which sounds better than it was
- Sold Apples Lisa’s Macs
- Sold everything that plugged into Macs to people who sold Macs
- Ran a MSRO which if you know is really selling your soul
- Painted for a year and took care of my mom
- Worked on Windows for six months, got fired, I was grateful
- Software manufacturer
I going on a road trip next week and will be posting about the end of the world .
JAWL
Comments
This entry definitely needs explaining:
Dish washer in Banff, met narcs pretending to be born agains
Sounds like there's quite the story there.
Face it Willy, you are not only liked, but well-liked.