But it appears all writers must have the same problem. Here's one from the business feeds that caught me tonight:
Besides the fact that Home Depot's profits actually dropped by 66% for the quarter, that is a very funny title. I think I want to become a staff writer for the Globe business section. I could write articles about mundane topics and then through humorous titles send subliminal messages to corporate Canada. Yep, I want to do that.
Here's some titles I'm working on for the tech stocks
- Apple shares blossom after release of new gadget
- Microsoft patches up it's new market strategy
The oil and auto industry are easy
- Exxon leaks that profits will spill over the top
- General Motors runs out of gas
Retail Chains are important, they service industry is a big segment now a days.
- Canadian Tire keeps on rolling
- Chapters worms it's way around US parity issue
- Hudsons Bay Co. set adrift with loss of leader
- IKEA assembles two new locations
- Sears exposes itself with public offering (you have to think about this one)
- Sleep Country dozing through final quarter
- Wal-Mart eyes new suppliers with a different slant
Doing Fast Food is relatively quick
- Harvey's management gets grilled repeatedly at meeting
- KFC licks it's production problems for good
- McDonald's profit drives thru another quarter
- Starbucks CEO has been roasted again
- Tim Hortons PR strategy blown to bits
It could also work for Politicians
- Harper harpooned by mistake (sorry that is just a snark)
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