Alberta’s Legally Blonde Finance Minister to share oil funds with Ontario

Who knew! Hey, this have-not province thing is working out pretty well. Last week it was that crazy Danny from the new NL and now we have this Reese Witherspoon, look-a-like, doll, from Edmonton stepping right up there, to help us too.
I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about Alberta.
Remember how I used to compare my three years, living in Edmonton, to doing time in a gulag. I won’t say that anymore.
Remember how I used to say, women in Edmonton were easy to meet, because they all had their names sewn on the sleeves of their blue ski jackets. I won't say that anymore. Remember when.. well you know what I mean.
No wonder those Albertans are Steve’s chosen people. And they think he is doing a heck of a job too.
Hey Iris, I guess sarcasm doesn't work for either one of us.
Welcome to Toronto, babe.
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